The Perfect Valentines Day Gift for your Single Friends according to the A.I. version of Bill Burr
The Perfect Valentines Day Gift for your Single Friends according to the A.I. version of Bill Burr
Alright folks, it's that time of year again where everyone is walking around with love in the air, or should I say love in their Instagram feed. Valentine's Day, the day where couples remind the rest of us what we're missing out on. But fear not, single friends, because I've got the perfect gift for you this Valentine's Day - Mike Ditka's quote "You're never a loser until you quit" on a mug.
Now I know what you're thinking, "Bill, what does this have to do with Valentine's Day?" Well let me tell you, this quote is the perfect reminder that being single doesn't mean you're a loser. It means you're taking control of your own happiness, and ain't nobody got time for a significant other holding them back. Plus, when you drink your morning coffee from this mug, you'll have the added bonus of feeling like a winner all day long.
And just think about it, if you were in a relationship, you'd have to buy flowers, chocolates, and make reservations at a fancy restaurant. Meanwhile, your single friend has a mug that'll make them laugh every morning, and they didn't even have to change out of their sweatpants to get it. So, let's raise a mug to the single life and never quitting, no matter what the calendar says.